1. Go to page 7 of your most recent WiP
2. Count seven lines down
3. Copy and paste the next seven lines of text

I only have two WIPs that count, so I'll do both.

[Incendium, X-Men First Class]Charles Xavier, professor by day, demon hunter at night, like some low grade horror film at the cinema. But he wasn't the only one, he came to find. Well, he was the only one who was a ( Read more... )

I think I need to face the fact that "Incendium" is never going to get done, which means the decision I need to make now is whether I want to post Part I as an individual story. Part I is set-up for the rest of the fic, but it's self-contained; it ends in a way that should hopefully make you go "I wish there were a sequel" and not "where the fuck ( Read more... )

Because I've been yakking about wrestling too much lately ( Read more... )

Jaws by qikiqtarjuaq, wherein Charles is a dolphin and Erik is a shark. NO I'M FUCKING SERIOUS AND YES IT'S FUCKING AWESOME. LIKE IDEK. IT'S BRILL AND T___________T

Are we back? For real? Every time LJ goes down, I am reminded of the fact that 95% of my online reading is LJ-based. THIS MAKES FOR VERY BORING TIMES WHEN LJ IS DOWN. I spent a lot of time at Texts from Xavier Academy. STILL HILARIOUS.

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I saw the final Harry Potter movie as well as Captain America. I'm feeling very lazy, so I'm not sure I'll ( Read more... )

So it's been a long long time since my last Conspiracy Wall post, because I haven't written a damn word in so long, but now that I'm back at it, I have made a brand new wall.

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that when one is sick, CAT AUs ARE THE FUCKING BEST

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ;AFDJSL;AFJKLJL;DAJF DLAJFA;WELAF JL;AJF LAFJD

I have a deep, relentless, and unashamed love for "somebody gets turn into a cat/kitten" fics. IT'S CATS. HOW CAN IT BE WRONG.

This one has kitten!Charles

This one has kitten!ErikI wish there were a comprehensive list of kitten ( Read more... )

BECAUSE HAHAHAHAHAH AL;FDJAL;DFJLAKDFJ OMG THERE'S A GOOD OMENS PROMPT AND HOLY SHIT IT IS TOTALLY FUCKING BRILLIANT. CHARLES IS TOTALLY AZIRAPHALE AND ERIK IS TOTALLY CROWLEY. AND THE FILL IS TOTALLY AWESOME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fuck, the creativity of this fandom still astounds me.

I JUST GOT YET ANOTHER AU BUNNY FOR FIRST CLASS BUT IT'S NOT EVEN CHARLES/ERIK WHAT KIND OF BLASPHEMY IS THIS BUT IT'S LIKE OMGWTFBBQ X 100000000000000000 BECAUSE IT'S ERIK/ALEX I MEAN WTF EVEN THOUGH IT ACTUALLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE IN MY HEAD, BUT OMG GTFO ALEX HE KEEPS INTERJECTING HIMSELF INTO EVERY SINGLE BUNNY THAT I'VE BEEN GETTING LATELY ( Read more... )

The kid who played Banshee in X-Men: First Class is the same kid who played Nell's brother in The Last Exorcism??????

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

The role was brief, but holy shit, night and day. My respect for him as an actor just went up. Now I'm even more eager to see what his next gig is. I hope he makes it big.